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Archive for March 8th, 2008

More Randomness [UPDATED]

Posted by Minister of Information on Saturday, 8 March 2008

Some sites:

You can find a list of soldiers killed in Iraq and Afghanistan here.

You can find all of the possible impeachment charges against the criminal President Bush here. IMPEACH NOW!

You can find a list on “one-sentence stories” here. Very addicting!

Now for some random pictures found across the interweb!

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athiets1
ribbon
obamakid

UPDATE, 5.21.09: THEY FOUND THE MISSING LINK! THE DEBATE OVER EVOLUTION V. CREATIONISM HAS BEEN SETTLED! YAY!

add to del.icio.us : Add to Blinkslist : add to furl : Digg it : add to ma.gnolia : Stumble It! : add to simpy : seed the vine : : : : post to facebook

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The Man Who Averted Nuclear War

Posted by Minister of Information on Saturday, 8 March 2008

I found this interesting story at Guimundo (a site I’ve never seen before). It tells the tale of a Soviet lieutenant colonel who refused to “press the button” and averted a nuclear war in 1983!

An excerpt:

Ever heard of Stanislav Petrov?

Probably not – but you may very well owe him your life.

Petrov, a former member of the Soviet military, didn’t actually do anything – but that’s precisely the point.

In 1983, Petrov held a very important station: As lieutenant colonel, he was in charge of monitoring the Soviet Union’s satellites over the United States, and watching for any sign of unauthorized military action.

This was the Cold War era, and suspicions were high – on September 1st, the Soviet Union had mistakenly shot down a Korean aircraft it had believed to be a military plane, killing 269 civilians, including an American Congressman. The Soviet Union believed that the United States might launch a missile attack at any moment, and that they would be forced to respond with their own arsenal of nuclear weapons.

Several weeks after the airplane disaster, on September 23rd, another officer called in sick, so Petrov was stuck working a double shift at a secret bunker, monitoring satellite activity, when “suddenly the screen in front of me turned bright red,” Petrov told BBC News. “An alarm went off. It was piercing, loud enough to raise a dead man from his grave.”

According to the system, the United States had launched five missiles, which were rapidly heading into Soviet territory. The U.S.S.R. was under attack.

All Petrov had to do was push the flashing red button on the desk in front of him, and the Soviets would retaliate with their own battery of missiles, launching a full-scale nuclear war.

“For 15 seconds, we were in a state of shock,” he told The Washington Post. “We needed to understand, what’s next?”

Though the bunker atmosphere was chaotic, Petrov, who had trained as a scientist, took the time to analyze the data carefully before making his decision. He realized that, if the U.S. did attack, they would be unlikely to launch a mere five missiles at once. And when he studied the system’s ground-based radar, he could see no evidence of oncoming missiles.

He still couldn’t say for sure what was going on, but “I had a funny feeling in my gut,” he told The Post. “I didn’t want to make a mistake. I made a decision, and that was it.”

Luckily for all of us, he decided not to push that button. Later, his instincts were proven right – the malfunctioning system had given him a false alarm, and the U.S. had not deployed any missiles. Thanks to Petrov’s cool head, nuclear war had been narrowly averted, and millions of lives were saved.

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Yet Another Time-Waster

Posted by Minister of Information on Saturday, 8 March 2008

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