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Archive for October, 2008

Simulation Predicts 99.98% Chance of An Obama Win

Posted by Minister of Information on Friday, 31 October 2008

From Politicalwire.com:

Simulation Shows Obama Will Win
Brian Adams, a mathematics and computer science professor at Franklin & Marshall College, reports that there’s a 99.98% chance that Sen. Barack Obama will win the presidential election on Tuesday.

Adams has developed a simulation model that involves running 50 million simulated state-by-state races, using the late-October poll results for each state. He ran his simulation 50 million times to allow him to calculate all the different combinations of electoral votes that might result, even long shots. While the number of possible outcomes is very large, the result is always the same. Obama receives 270 or more electoral votes 99.98% of the time. Using intervals of electoral vote results, there is a 95 percent chance that the outcome will have Obama winning between 303 and 381 electoral votes.

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Reagan’s Chief of Staff Backs Obama

Posted by Minister of Information on Friday, 31 October 2008

…and he slams Palin! Yeah Ken! The Republican ship is certainly sinking!

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Happy Halloween!

Posted by Minister of Information on Friday, 31 October 2008

From the Today Show
(Kathy Lee Gifford is the wolf; Meredith Viera is Pinocchio)

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Why I Always Loved Peggy Noonan

Posted by Minister of Information on Friday, 31 October 2008

Peggy laid out the case for Obama in her Wall Street Journal column! I knew she would do it; I definitely got the sense she had no respect for Sarah Palin and the unbelievably disastrous McCain Campaign.

I love you Peggy! Marry me?

From the Wall Street Journal:

Obama and the Runaway Train

The race, the case, a hope for grace.

By PEGGY NOONAN

The case for Barack Obama, in broad strokes:

He has within him the possibility to change the direction and tone of American foreign policy, which need changing; his rise will serve as a practical rebuke to the past five years, which need rebuking; his victory would provide a fresh start in a nation in which a fresh start would come as a national relief. He climbed steep stairs, born off the continent with no father to guide, a dreamy, abandoning mother, mixed race, no connections. He rose with guts and gifts. He is steady, calm, and, in terms of the execution of his political ascent, still the primary and almost only area in which his executive abilities can be discerned, he shows good judgment in terms of whom to hire and consult, what steps to take and moves to make. We witnessed from him this year something unique in American politics: He took down a political machine without raising his voice.

A great moment: When the press was hitting hard on the pregnancy of Sarah Palin’s 17-year-old daughter, he did not respond with a politically shrewd “I have no comment,” or “We shouldn’t judge.” Instead he said, “My mother had me when she was 18,” which shamed the press and others into silence. He showed grace when he didn’t have to.

There is something else. On Feb. 5, Super Tuesday, Mr. Obama won the Alabama primary with 56% to Hillary Clinton’s 42%. That evening, a friend watched the victory speech on TV in his suburban den. His 10-year-old daughter walked in, saw on the screen “Obama Wins” and “Alabama.” She said, “Daddy, we saw a documentary on Martin Luther King Day in school.” She said, “That’s where they used the hoses.” Suddenly my friend saw it new. Birmingham, 1963, and the water hoses used against the civil rights demonstrators. And now look, the black man thanking Alabama for his victory.

This means nothing? This means a great deal.

John McCain’s story is not of rise so much as endurance, not only in Vietnam, which was spectacular enough, but throughout a rough and rugged political career of 26 years. He is passionate, obstreperous, independent, sees existential fables within history. His self-confessed role model for many years was Robert Jordan in Ernest Hemingway’s novel of the Spanish Civil War, “For Whom the Bell Tolls.” Mr. McCain, in his last memoir: “He was and remains to my mind a hero for the twentieth century . . . an idealistic freedom fighter” who had “a beautiful fatalism” and who sacrificed “for something else, something greater.” Actually Jordan fought on the side of the communists and died pointlessly, but never mind. He joined his personality to a great purpose and found meaning in his maverickness. In his campaign, Mr. McCain rarely got down to the meaning of things; he mostly stated stands. But separate and seemingly unconnected stands do not coherence make.

However: It was a night during the Republican Convention in September, and two former U.S. senators, who had served with Mr. McCain for a combined 16 years, were having drinks in a hotel dining room. I told them I collected stories of senators who’d been cursed out by John McCain, and they laughed and told me of times they’d been the target of his wrath on the Senate floor.

The talk turned to presidents they had known, and why they had wanted the job. This one wanted it as the last item on his résumé, that one wanted it out of an inflated sense of personal destiny. Is that why Mr. McCain wants it? “No”, said one, reflectively. “He wants to help the country.” The other added, with almost an air of wonder, “He wants to make America stronger, he really does.” And then they spoke, these two men who’d been bruised by him, of John McCain’s honest patriotism.

Those who have historically been sympathetic to the Republican Party or conservatism, and who support Barack Obama — Colin Powell, William Weld and Charles Fried, among others — and whose arguments have not passed muster with some muster-passers, go undamned here. Their objections include: The McCain campaign has been inadequate, and some of his major decisions embarrassing. All too true. But conservatives must honor prudence, and ask if the circumstances accompanying an Obama victory will encourage the helpful moderation and nonpartisan spirit these supporters attempt, in their endorsements, to demonstrate.

There is for instance, in the words of Minnesota’s Gov. Tim Pawlenty, “the runaway train.” The size and dimension of the likely Democratic victory seem clear. A Democratic House with a bigger, more fervent Democratic majority; a Democratic Senate with the same, and possibly with a filibuster-breaking 60 seats; a new and popular Democratic president, elected by a few points or more; a Democratic base whose anger and hunger have built for eight years; Democratic activists and operatives hungry for business and action. What will this mix produce? A runaway train with no one to put on the brakes, to claim a mandate for slowing, no one to cry “Crossing ahead”? Democrats in Congress will move for innovation when much of the country hopes only for stability. Who will tell Congress of that rest of the nation? Mr. Obama will be overwhelmed trying to placate the innovators.

America enjoyed divided government most successfully recently from 1994 to 2000, with Bill Clinton in the White House and Newt Gingrich in effect running Congress. It wasn’t so bad. In fact, it yielded a great deal, including sweeping reform of the welfare system, and balanced budgets.

Whoever is elected Tuesday, his freedom in office will be limited. Mr. Obama is out of money and Mr. McCain is out of army, so what might be assumed to be the worst impulses of each — big spender, big scrapper — will be circumscribed by reality. In Mr. Obama’s case, energy will likely be diverted to other issues. He will raise taxes, of course, but he may also feel forced to bow to a clamorous base with the nonspending items they favor: the rewriting of union law to force greater unionization of smaller shops, for instance, and a return to a “fairness doctrine” that would limit free speech on the air.

And there is this. The past few months as the campaign unfolded, I listened for Mr. Obama to speak thoughtfully about the life issues, including abortion. Our last Democratic president knew what that issue was, and knew by nature how to speak of it. Bill Clinton famously said, over and over, that abortion should be “safe, legal and rare.” The “rare” mattered. It set a tone, as presidents do, and made an important concession: You only want a medical practice to be rare when it isn’t good. For Mr. Obama, whose mind tends, as intellectuals’ minds do, toward the abstract, it all seems so . . . abstract. And cold. And rather suggestive of radical departures. “That’s above my pay grade.” Friend, that is your pay grade, that’s where the presidency lives, in issues like that.

But let’s be frank. Something new is happening in America. It is the imminent arrival of a new liberal moment. History happens, it makes its turns, you hold on for dear life. Life moves.

A fitting end for a harem-scarem, rock-’em-sock-’em shakeup of a year — one of tumbling inevitabilities, torn coalitions, striking new personalities.

Eras end, and begin. “God is in charge of history.” And so my beautiful election ends.

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Statistical Snapshot

Posted by Minister of Information on Tuesday, 28 October 2008

Courtesy of Fivethirtyeight.com, here is today’s snapshot of the possiblities of several scenarios for next week’s election.

It’s pretty interesting!

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Not Long Now

Posted by Minister of Information on Monday, 27 October 2008

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Obama’s Closing Argument

Posted by Minister of Information on Monday, 27 October 2008

Here are the last few minutes of Senator Obama’s outstanding speech in Ohio today.

I am so proud to support such a man.

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Stupid Reporter #2 – Biden and McCain

Posted by Minister of Information on Monday, 27 October 2008

The stupid Florida reporter really is unbelievable.

Compare her questions to Biden and McCain, and stay tuned for her last question to Biden in September. It’s a doozy!

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Grandpa Simpson Can’t Remember Who Endorsed Him

Posted by Minister of Information on Sunday, 26 October 2008

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Biden Slams Stupid Reporter [Updated]

Posted by Minister of Information on Saturday, 25 October 2008

A very stupid reporter in Florida posed Senator Joe Biden the most ridiculous questions imaginable. This interview is really unbelievable, and shows how desperate and pathetic the far right is these days. These questions are so outrageous I wonder if she was secretly an Obama supporter trying to give the fascist right a bad name.

The Obama campaign had this response:

“There’s nothing wrong with tough questions, but reporters have the very important job of sharing the truth with the public — not misleading the American people with false information. Senator Biden handled the interview well; however, the anchor was completely unprofessional. Senator Biden’s wife is not running for elected office, and there are many other stations in the Orlando television market that would gladly conduct a respectful and factual interview with her.”

“This cancellation is non-negotiable, and further opportunities for your station to interview with this campaign are unlikely, at best for the duration of the remaining days until the election.”

**UPDATE: Turns out this reporter’s husband is a Republican Party consultant! Big surprise…

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The Vet Who Did Not Vet

Posted by Minister of Information on Saturday, 25 October 2008

A clever tale
with only days to go
When it comes to McCain
Just Say NO!

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The Worst Kind of Politician

Posted by Minister of Information on Saturday, 25 October 2008

As is now obvious to all but the most deluded members of the Republican Party, John McCain’s selection of Alaska Governor Sarah Palin turned out to be a disaster. (You’ll remember I predicted this the day he announced his choice; having a Ph.D. in political history helps in making such predictions.)

Palin is totally unqualified to serve as Vice President, let alone President of the United States. She is convinced, however, of her own “rightness” and “greatness.” She is the worst possible kind of politician: both unqualified and arrogant.

The campaign has touted her success in getting a contract to build a natural gas pipeline. (Palin herself has said that “God” wants Alaska to build such a pipeline, as well as invade Iraq.) It turns out that the process for achieving this contract was flawed and corrupt, and there is no guarantee of a pipeline ever being built!

Further, she has consciously stirred up hatred for Obama at her rallies among the attendees. There are several videos on YouTube and the web showing McCain/Palin supporters calling Senator Obama a “monkey,” a “communist,” a “socialist,” and worse. Attendees have shouted “kill him” in reference to Senator Obama again and again. All this because she wants to be Vice President. What kind of person, let alone a self-described Christian, can encourage such behavior?

As the campaign winds down, and the likelihood of an Obama victory grows, she has even callously turned her back on her own running mate. She is, therefore, (a) unqualified, (b), arrogant, and (c) ungrateful. She is apparently convinced — as are some members of the Republican base — that she is the future of the party. She has thus begun to rudely shove aside the man that chose to elevate her to national politics before the election is over.

She may well be the future of the Republican Party. If she is, the Republican Party will fade away as nothing more than a fringe party centered around an extreme right-wing faction of the nation; those who, for example, believe that if a young woman is raped by her father, she must give birth to the child.

George Bush “won” the 2000 election after 38 days of political combat and help from the U.S. Supreme Court. This turned out to be a pyrrhic victory for Republicans, as Bush has destroyed the nation and his party. If Palin emerges as a national party leader in some respect, I believe she will prove to be the final nail in the coffin of a once-great party that lost its way.

Here is an excerpt from a CNN article on Palin:

McCain aide: Palin ‘going rogue’

Tensions within the McCain-Palin campaign are spilling into the public. A McCain aide told CNN that Gov. Palin is a ‘diva.’

ALBUQUERQUE, New Mexico (CNN) – With 10 days to go until election day, long brewing tension between Sarah Palin and key aides to John McCain has become so intense, it is spilling out into the public.

Several McCain advisers have suggested to CNN they have become increasingly frustrated with what one aide described as Palin “going rogue” recently, while a Palin associate says she is simply trying to “bust free” of what she believes was a mishandled roll-out that damaged her.

McCain sources point several incidents where Palin has gone off message, and privately wonder if they were deliberate. For example: labeling robo calls “irritating,” even as the campaign was defending the use of them and telling reporters she disagreed with the campaigns controversial decision to pull out of Michigan.

A second McCain source tells CNN she appears to now be looking out for herself more than the McCain campaign.

“She is a diva. She takes no advice from anyone,” said this McCain adviser, “she does not have any relationships of trust with any of us, her family or anyone else. Also she is playing for her own future and sees herself as the next leader of the party. Remember: divas trust only unto themselves as they see themselves as the beginning and end of all wisdom.”

A Palin associate defended her by saying she is “not good at process questions” and that her comments on Michigan and the robo calls were answers to process questions.

But this Palin source acknowledged that she clearly is trying to take more control of her own message, pointing to last week’s impromptu press conference on a Colorado tarmac.

Tracey Schmitt, Palin’s press secretary, was urgently called over after Palin wandered over to the press and started talking. Schmitt unsuccessfully tried several times to end the unscheduled session.

“We acknowledge that perhaps she should have been out there doing more,” a different Palin adviser recently told CNN, arguing that “it’s not fair to judge her off one or two sound bites” from the network interviews.

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Waassup! 2008

Posted by Minister of Information on Saturday, 25 October 2008

Remember the Wassaup? Budweiser ads?

The same actors/characters are back, this time for Obama!

Enjoy!

And here’s the original…

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Willy Horton

Posted by Minister of Information on Friday, 24 October 2008


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This Day 2004 and 2008

Posted by Minister of Information on Friday, 24 October 2008

Can you believe that people actually voted for George W. Bush? The worst president in the history of the United States? I can’t, either.

#1. 2004

#2. 2008

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