Another Abstinence Clown in Town… taxpayer funded, of course!You may recall the $800,000 “chastity clown” Derek Dye whose act involved pulling handkerchiefs out of his nose and comparing condom use to juggling machetes. High school students were in awe of his lameness while U.S. taxpayers – you and I – paid his salary. Well, it seems there’s another abstinence jester reaching out to America’s schoolchildren – and this one is also being supported by your hard-earned tax dollars.
Keith Deltano, a self-proclaimed “Christian comic” and former Tough Man competitor, is even more unhinged than the dubious Derek, if that’s possible. The “classroom entertainer” preaches abstinence to youngsters using the old tried and true fundie formula of shame, fear, and misinformation. He distorts facts in order to convince students that practicing safe sex is a bad thing. If you can make it to the end of this video you’ll get to see Deltano try his hand at rapper “swagga” – and fail miserably.