Hilarious Description of David Cameron

An excerpt via Charlie Brooker: David Cameron is like a hollow Easter egg, with no bag of sweets inside.

David Cameron is an idiot. A simpering, say-anything, dough-faced, preposterous waddling idiot with a feeble, insincere voice and an irritating tendency to squat near the top of opinion polls. I don't like him. And I've got a terrible feeling he'll be prime minister one day. Brrr.

These are unthinking snap judgments, based on little more than his media profile – but since he appears to consist of little more than a media profile designed to appeal to unthinking snap judgments, that seems fair enough. On that basis, let's stick to gut instincts, shall we?

There is nothing to him. He is like a hollow Easter egg with no bag of sweets inside. Cameron will say absolutely anything if he thinks it might get him elected. If a shock poll was published saying 99% of the British public were enthusiastic paedophiles, he would drive through the streets in an open-top bus surrounded by the Mini Pops. He's nothing. He's no one.

via Charlie Brooker: David Cameron is like a hollow Easter egg, with no bag of sweets inside | Comment is free | The Guardian.

One Response to “Hilarious Description of David Cameron”

  1. zhisou Says:

    I agree with Charlie Brooker, I can’t stand Cameron, he is so superficial. My brother describes him as a slimy bandwagon-jumping phoney. I think that’s about right.


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