What the fuck is happening to this country?
Cut Spending, Cry Republicans. Yet They Can’t Name a Single Program to Cut.
Friday, 8 October 2010 — Minister of InformationGuess Who Once Called the Administration the “Commie-Crats”?
Tuesday, 5 October 2010 — Minister of InformationOh, you can probably guess who it was!
Car Accident Victim Tragically Not Glenn Beck
Monday, 30 August 2010 — Minister of InformationIdiotic, Dangerous Sarah Palin Confronted by Angry Ex-Constituant
Monday, 9 August 2010 — Minister of InformationGayest Man on the Planet Condemns Homosexuality
Tuesday, 22 June 2010 — Minister of InformationNo, it’s not a joke.
Joe Biden At His Best
Friday, 18 June 2010 — Minister of InformationI love his passion. It’s a slow build, but a good one.
Will Arnett and Jason Bateman Together Again
Monday, 14 June 2010 — Minister of InformationFor all of you Arrested Development fans out there….
Why Did People Object To This?
Monday, 14 June 2010 — Minister of InformationIt’s the truth!
[UPDATE]
Found this joke ••here•• and I loved it!
A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.”
The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, “You’re in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.
“She rolled her eyes and said, “You must be an Obama Democrat.”
“I am,” replied the man. “How did you know?”
“Well,” answered the balloonist, “everything you told me is technically correct. But I have no idea what to do with your information, and I’m still lost. Frankly, you’ve not been much help to me.”
The man smiled and responded, “You must be a Republican.”
“I am,” replied the balloonist. “How did you know?”
“Well,” said the man, “you don’t know where you are or where you are going. You’ve risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You’re in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, now it’s my fault.”
Zalandria 